html,
body {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  color: #222;
  font-size: 1em;
  line-height: 1.4;
  background: none;
}
html {
  background: #fff url(../gfx/nice_wallpaper_you_ass.png) 0 0 repeat;
}
::-moz-selection {
  background: #f7f7f7;
  text-shadow: none;
}
::selection {
  background: #f7f7f7;
  text-shadow: none;
}

.site-wrapper {
  position: relative;
  min-width: 320px;
  overflow: hidden;
  border-top: 20px solid #000;
}
@media (min-width: 520px) {
  .site-wrapper {
    border-top: 40px solid #000;
  }
}

.cute-little-container {
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 20px 15px 30px 15px;
  max-width: 500px;
}
@media (min-width: 520px) {
  .cute-little-container {
    padding: 50px 15px 300px 15px;
  }
}

.fake-ass-logo {
  position: relative;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  font: 160px/1 'Droid Serif', serif;
  color: #000;
  opacity: 0.6;
}
@media (min-width: 520px) {
  .fake-ass-logo {
    font: 460px/378px 'Droid Serif', serif;
  }
}
.fake-ass-logo span {
  color: #cdcdcd;
}

.real-ass-logo {
  margin: 0 0 15px 0;
  padding: 0;
  font: 20px/1.5 'Droid Serif', serif;
  color: #333;
}
.real-ass-logo span {
  color: #bebebe;
}

.my-lifes-work {
  position: relative;
  padding: 0 3px;
  z-index: 1;
}
@media (min-width: 520px) {
  .my-lifes-work {
    padding: 0 7px;
  }
}

p {
  margin: 0 0 5px 0;
  padding: 0;
  font-size: 14px;
  color: #8d8d8d;
}

a {
  display: inline-block;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 2px 5px;
  color: #be17cd;
  text-decoration: none;
  font-weight: bold;
  background: #f5f5f5;
  transition: color .2s ease-in-out;
}
a:hover {
  color: #ff00e4;
}

.i-fucked-up-right {
  color: #d1d1d1;
}